The Renaissance Festival!

>>The Renaissance Festival is one of my favorite events in the year. Between the Crow's Nest, the Ocarina Stand, TURKEY LEGS, walking off last week's calories, hanging with my mother, brother, and BESTIE,, shopping ish, and of COURSE the Tortuga Twins, last Saturday was spectacular.

>>Doesn't that look like oodles of fun? Featured in there is The Royal Court from the Joust, one of the three faeries, a renaissancy band, a dragon, gothic Link hot guy, miscellaneous animals, Renaissance fairgames hostesses, a rubber ducky, Catman's back, Dead Bob and Sludge from The Dead Bob Show, child labor, and RONN BAUMAN FROM THE TORTUGA TWINS!!!

>>Therefore, you may take a peek into that day, but never relive it like I unless you do it yourself. Go! Go, go, go! Oh, and get an Ocarina. If you're not up to purchase, then feast your eyes: the guy who sells them is fucking CUTE!